A none fan`s opinion on all the GA singles!

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A none fan`s opinion on all the GA singles!

Postby Fenrik » 17 Jun 2012, 23:19

I figured since I`m practically married to Cheryl I`d better listen to some of her stuff from the past. I mean, you can`t be a massive Geri Halliwell fan without having heard any of her Spice Girls stuff, can you? The only songs I`ve heard before is Sound of The Underground, No Good Advice and The Promise. So I decided to watch all the GA music videoes and give them all ratings from 1 to 100. Here goes...



Sound Of The Underground - 92/100
I see nothing wrong with this song. Great debut! Every single one of them is super hot (yes, even the ginger one ;) )

No Good Advice - 89/100
Perfect second single. I really like that talking in the end! Nadine is kinda superhot in this video. Not too keen on Cheryl`s VB hair though... :think:

Life Got Cold - 81/100
Despite the chrous being a totally rip-off of Oasis` Wonderwall I really like this! It`s a good ballad. Cheryl`s a bit too ghetto in this one...!

Jump - 56/100
The song is imo the weakest so far. Not my kinda thing. They all look damn hot though! Specially Kimberley (who I just googled to find her name).
She looks kinda sexual when she`s sitting on that table in the dark. I can totally see her as a bad girl. Like the kind who`s had a lot of sexual partners. Like Rene in Desperate Housewives. But what do I know?
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The Show - 57/100
It`s right down there with Jump. Nothing special. Too noisy. The video kinda reminds me of Bag It Up and I dont like Kimberley with black hair.

Love Machine - 72/100
Fun and catchy as hell! I can totally see people getting up and dance for this one. The video was cool as well. Cheryl was uber-uber-uber HAAAAWT!! :love:

I`ll Stand By You - 66/100
Was a bit disapointed that it was actually the song I feared it`d be when I read the title. Never liked this! But I must admit that this version was much better than the original and it didn`t make my ears bleed. Cheryl was like PERFECT in this one!!! I really liked the part where she was laid down on Kimmy while Kimmy kept stroking and touching her! And OMFG at the very first second!! My mouth went WIDE open. Sarah really has some breasts, huh?!

Wake Me Up - 59/100
It`s an okay song. Nothing spectacular, but nothing bad either. And OMG, where was Kimmy going with that hairdryer?! Did she have something down there that wasn`t..."dry"?

Long Hot Summer - 51/100
Boring song. Sexy video. Cheryl could screw and roll my wheels any day! ;)

Biology - 58/100
Not my kinda song either. I couldn`t help but staring at Cheryl in this one...!

See The Day - 52/100
I like ballads. But this one not so much. It was just not catchy at all to me. And they all looked a bit weird.

Whole Lotta History - 67/100
At least it was better than See The Day. The video was a bit boring.

Something Kinda Ooooh - 77/100
Finally a great and catchy song again! I was starting to get a little bit bored. :p Liked this song. I did not like Cheryl`s look though. Not a fan of the bangs!
The hottest one in this video was actually Sarah! Very 90s! I liked the video as whole though ;)


I Think We`re Alone Now - 87/100
Yes! This one is right up there with Sound of The Underground and No Good Advice! Great song!! It kinda had that World Cup song feeling to it!
Loved the video. A lot of cleavage! And that kinky Kimmy in the end. I knew it was her before she turned around ;)


Walk This Way - 35/100
Not a fan! Of either song OR video.

Sexy! No No No... - 63/100
The beginning of it made it sound like it was gonna be epic. But then it turned in to just a regular GA song, imo.
The video was great though! It was Sexy! Yes Yes Yes... :D


Call The Shots - 81/100
Really liked this! So smooth and catchy. Kimmy was hot in the video! Sarah cutting her hair that short didn`t exactly do her any favors now, did it? :nono:

Can`t Speak French - 74/100
Like it! It`s very easy to the ear :music:

The Promise - 81/100
Good song. Very 60s! I`ve heard this once before when I saw a live performance of it on youtube. Cheryl and Kimmy is so hot in it! And I found it funny when Sarah walked up there in front of the screen! :D

The Loving Kind - 83/100
Wasn`t this the song tha Nadine hated and made fun of? Well, she`s obviously high and stupid! First of all you don`t go and slag of one of your own songs. Very Mel C/Headlines! Sexond, it`s one of their best singles from this era, imo. Kinda boring video though...

Untouchable - 79/100
Decent last single for this group. At least they won`t be remembered for having an awful last single before they went their seperate ways.
The video was awesome! Did they actaully end the world?!



So, to sum up...these are my favorites to least favorites:

1. Sound Of The Underground - 92/100
2. No Good Advice - 89/100
3. I Think We`re Alone Now - 87/100
4. Life Got Cold - 82/100
5. The Promise - 81/100
6. Call The Shots - 81/100
7. The Loving Kind - 79/100
8. Something Kinda Ooooh - 77/100
9. Can`t Speak French - 74/100
10. Untouchable - 73/100
11. Love Machine - 72/100
12. Whole Lotta History - 67/100
13. I`ll Stand By You - 66/100
14. Sexy! No No No... - 63/100
15. Wake Me Up - 59/100
16. Biology - 58/100
17. The Show - 57/100
18. Jump - 56/100
19. See The Day - 52/100
20. Long Hot Summer - 51/100
21. Walk This Way - 35/100

Overall I think I`d give the group as a whole: 62/100

Mind you, I have only heard the singles though ;)
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Re: A none fan`s opinion on all the GA singles!

Postby schizophonic_spice » 17 Jun 2012, 23:24

Their first 3 singles were all glorious moments for me, I've never been a massive Jump fan though original or their version.
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Re: A none fan`s opinion on all the GA singles!

Postby Jay » 17 Jun 2012, 23:24

LOL. Kimberley's been with the same man for nearly 9 years! :D
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Postby Charmingspice5 » 17 Jun 2012, 23:31

Nice, I love their first 3 singles. Jump wasn't one of my favorites, I like the Show though. Will be interesting to read your thoughts on the rest
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Postby Fenrik » 17 Jun 2012, 23:34

Jay wrote:LOL. Kimberley's been with the same man for nearly 9 years! :D


Please dont ruin this for me!!! Just let me have it! :p
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Postby Fenrik » 18 Jun 2012, 02:01

All up!
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Re: A none fan`s opinion on all the GA singles!

Postby Jay » 18 Jun 2012, 02:22

I Think We're Alone Now is pretty much their worst single ever, along with Walk This Way! Bad Fenrik! Such crappy releases after the glorious Something Kinda Ooooh.

By the way, it was Nicola who said that about The Loving Kind. ;)
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Postby artziboi » 18 Jun 2012, 02:37

Jay wrote:I Think We're Alone Now is pretty much their worst single ever, along with Walk This Way! Bad Fenrik! Such crappy releases after the glorious Something Kinda Ooooh.

I AGREE!

The part I didn't understand was the hate towards to "Jump". It WAS and it IS amazing cover and despite being bit dated and teenagy, it's fantastic single! AND how did you miss how hot Sarah was on "Wake Me Up" and seriously all of them! One of the hottest videos with "Long hot Summer"!

BUT I do agree with "Sexy No No No". Intro makes you expect something REALLY epic but it's bit samey afterwards. I still love it though, but it could've been MAJOR.
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Postby Cheer » 18 Jun 2012, 03:16

For some reason I cannot stand Kimberley's part on "Something Kinda Ooooh"
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Postby Fenrik » 18 Jun 2012, 09:58

artziboi wrote:AND how did you miss how hot Sarah was on "Wake Me Up" and seriously all of them! One of the hottest videos with "Long hot Summer"!


Sarah was well hot, but Kimmy`s hairdryer going down totally distracted me! :D
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Postby Tiger » 18 Jun 2012, 10:41

When i saw how high you rated ITWAN i just thought "he HAS to have only listened to the album version and not the shitty single mix" ... then i saw you were watching the videos :/
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Postby TheDoctor » 18 Jun 2012, 10:48

The single version of ITWAN is awful! The album one is so much better - the synths are amazing in the middle 8! As far as covers go, I don't think it's that bad.
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Postby Fenrik » 18 Jun 2012, 11:17

CSweet7 wrote:The single version of ITWAN is awful! The album one is so much better - the synths are amazing in the middle 8! As far as covers go, I don't think it's that bad.


It`s a cover?!

I didn`t know Jump was a cover as well? :confused:
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Postby Fenrik » 18 Jun 2012, 11:21

Just listened to the album version and I still like the single mix better. Or at least the one called "Kimberley Ending".
I like the football World Cup sound it has! :p
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Postby Tiger » 18 Jun 2012, 11:32

Fenrik wrote:
CSweet7 wrote:The single version of ITWAN is awful! The album one is so much better - the synths are amazing in the middle 8! As far as covers go, I don't think it's that bad.


It`s a cover?!

I didn`t know Jump was a cover as well? :confused:


Jump
I'll Stand By You
See The Day
I Think We're Alone Now
Walk This Way
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Postby Charmingspice5 » 18 Jun 2012, 11:36

I enjoy the album mix of ITWAN more than the single mix, their best cover imo is by far I'll Stand By You
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Re: A none fan`s opinion on all the GA singles!

Postby Ian » 18 Jun 2012, 12:06

You sound like you need a good seeing-too lol. All your comments are about how the girls look.
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