DAVID Beckham pretends to receive SEX TEXTS in a BBC Sport Relief spoof.
In Saturday’s sketch he pokes fun at stories of sex text with Rebecca Loos by interrupting The Fast Show’s Ron Manager (Paul Whitehouse) to say: “Sorry Ron — another message.â€
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David laughs off sex text stories
by mel2vicem » 08 Jul 2004, 11:33
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by mkiuxbeckham » 08 Jul 2004, 17:28
i so wish i could see tht!! lol
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by mkiuxbeckham » 08 Jul 2004, 17:54
WHEN BECKS MET RON MANAGER
Thank you David, straight man, family man, husband, gay man, white man, black man, Don Juan, stupid boy, Captain Courageous, ambassador and galactico. Isn’t it.. marvellous
Jul 8 2004
By FIONA CUMMINS, Showbiz Reporter
AT last…someone who knows how to get the best out of David Beckham in a TV interview.
The Fast Show’s Ron Manager has the England captain grinning from ear to ear during a chat for BBC’s Sport Relief Telethon.
And Becks, 29, shows he can raise a giggle or two by impersonating his own high-pitched voice after inhaling helium. He even pokes fun at his alleged “text sexâ€
Thank you David, straight man, family man, husband, gay man, white man, black man, Don Juan, stupid boy, Captain Courageous, ambassador and galactico. Isn’t it.. marvellous
Jul 8 2004
By FIONA CUMMINS, Showbiz Reporter
AT last…someone who knows how to get the best out of David Beckham in a TV interview.
The Fast Show’s Ron Manager has the England captain grinning from ear to ear during a chat for BBC’s Sport Relief Telethon.
And Becks, 29, shows he can raise a giggle or two by impersonating his own high-pitched voice after inhaling helium. He even pokes fun at his alleged “text sexâ€
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by *BECKS_IS_MINE* » 08 Jul 2004, 17:56
SuzanneDB wrote:when is this and where???
Is it next saturday or last ??
And on bbc 1 or 2???
Sorry for the questions, but hope someone can answer it!
THANKS
Love Suzanne
its on BBC1 this saturday (10th july) at 10.35pm. Its on for nearly an hour so should be good fun. Apparently he takes the mick out of his own voice by inhaling helium from balloons and then talking.
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by mkiuxbeckham » 08 Jul 2004, 18:00
Becks plays for laughs with Loos affair
8 JULY 2004
David Beckham has shown he's not afraid to laugh at himself by making a joke about the Rebecca Loos controversy. In a mock interview with The Fast Show's Ron Manager, the England skipper makes a light-hearted reference to the row which engulfed him not so long ago.
Becks found himself at the centre of a media furore last April when his Spanish PA claimed to have had an affair with him. David dismissed allegations that he had indulged in "text sex" with the PR girl, but in the new interview he pretends to receive a series of messages from a mystery friend.
The footie ace repeatedly interrupts his interviewer to look at his mobile phone, saying: "Sorry Ron, it's another message." And the 29-year-old also takes a swipe at his own high-pitched voice by inhaling helium during the chat. (oh me gosh, tht must be hilarious!)
At the end of their conversation the inimitable Mr Manager, who is better-known as comedian Paul Whitehouse, says: "Thank you David, straight man, family man, husband, gay man, white man, black man, Don Juan, stupid boy, Captain Courageous, model, footballer, ambassador and galactico. Isn't it marvellous!" The skit, filmed as part of the Sport Relief telethon, will be broadcast this Saturday on BBC1.
Across the pond in the United States, meanwhile, chat show host Jay Leno called on some performing sea lions to stand in for the footie ace and his wife. David and Victoria pulled out of a planned interview to extend their break in Morocco, leaving producers at the show with a hole in their running order. In the end they called on the animals from Seaworld to give a performance in place of their celebrity guests.
8 JULY 2004
David Beckham has shown he's not afraid to laugh at himself by making a joke about the Rebecca Loos controversy. In a mock interview with The Fast Show's Ron Manager, the England skipper makes a light-hearted reference to the row which engulfed him not so long ago.
Becks found himself at the centre of a media furore last April when his Spanish PA claimed to have had an affair with him. David dismissed allegations that he had indulged in "text sex" with the PR girl, but in the new interview he pretends to receive a series of messages from a mystery friend.
The footie ace repeatedly interrupts his interviewer to look at his mobile phone, saying: "Sorry Ron, it's another message." And the 29-year-old also takes a swipe at his own high-pitched voice by inhaling helium during the chat. (oh me gosh, tht must be hilarious!)
At the end of their conversation the inimitable Mr Manager, who is better-known as comedian Paul Whitehouse, says: "Thank you David, straight man, family man, husband, gay man, white man, black man, Don Juan, stupid boy, Captain Courageous, model, footballer, ambassador and galactico. Isn't it marvellous!" The skit, filmed as part of the Sport Relief telethon, will be broadcast this Saturday on BBC1.
Across the pond in the United States, meanwhile, chat show host Jay Leno called on some performing sea lions to stand in for the footie ace and his wife. David and Victoria pulled out of a planned interview to extend their break in Morocco, leaving producers at the show with a hole in their running order. In the end they called on the animals from Seaworld to give a performance in place of their celebrity guests.
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by topshop-princess » 08 Jul 2004, 18:38
lol that should be cool! You sure the whole interview is an hour long? 
29.07.07!!
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by linda-may » 08 Jul 2004, 18:44
To be honest,I really do not know whether it is good or bad for david to "laugh at ....." coz all the storm in the past few months really hurt him and his family.Could he take it so relaxed? What is the meaning of "laugh off"? Does that mean he'd amitted the "affair thing"?
I've read some news the other day that said david would sue?Does that include"Loos claim"?
Things really have no change since April.DAMN NOTW still label david"love cheat" and seems so proud to print "exclusive"of that bitch's words.
And that Rebithcy Looser still seek for her chance in tv,such as tv show and "football wives". I just wonder how she could act as a teacher .To tell those children how to wreck other's family? Maybe!
I've read some news the other day that said david would sue?Does that include"Loos claim"?
Things really have no change since April.DAMN NOTW still label david"love cheat" and seems so proud to print "exclusive"of that bitch's words.
And that Rebithcy Looser still seek for her chance in tv,such as tv show and "football wives". I just wonder how she could act as a teacher .To tell those children how to wreck other's family? Maybe!
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by topshop-princess » 08 Jul 2004, 18:50
linda-may wrote:To be honest,I really do not know whether it is good or bad for david to "laugh at ....." coz all the storm in the past few months really hurt him and his family.Could he take it so relaxed? What is the meaning of "laugh off"? Does that mean he'd amitted the "affair thing"?
I've read some news the other day that said david would sue?Does that include"Loos claim"?
Things really have no change since April.DAMN NOTW still label david"love cheat" and seems so proud to print "exclusive"of that bitch's words.
And that Rebithcy Looser still seek for her chance in tv,such as tv show and "football wives". I just wonder how she could act as a teacher .To tell those children how to wreck other's family? Maybe!
of course it's good! If people see him laughing at it who's going to believe it's true? If someone accused you of having an affair and then you did a show taking the piss out of the whole thing it shows you are relaxed about the stories, that it doesn't bother you and most of all that it isn't true.
He's going to sue Gaynor Morgan, not Loose.
29.07.07!!
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by linda-may » 08 Jul 2004, 19:01
super_owls wrote:linda-may wrote:To be honest,I really do not know whether it is good or bad for david to "laugh at ....." coz all the storm in the past few months really hurt him and his family.Could he take it so relaxed? What is the meaning of "laugh off"? Does that mean he'd amitted the "affair thing"?
I've read some news the other day that said david would sue?Does that include"Loos claim"?
Things really have no change since April.DAMN NOTW still label david"love cheat" and seems so proud to print "exclusive"of that bitch's words.
And that Rebithcy Looser still seek for her chance in tv,such as tv show and "football wives". I just wonder how she could act as a teacher .To tell those children how to wreck other's family? Maybe!
of course it's good! If people see him laughing at it who's going to believe it's true? If someone accused you of having an affair and then you did a show taking the piss out of the whole thing it shows you are relaxed about the stories, that it doesn't bother you and most of all that it isn't true.
He's going to sue Gaynor Morgan, not Loose.
If that,david beckham has no chance to clear his name.He must bear those women especially that looser to seek attention and money by the name of "becks' lover"!------------------so sad!
As for david, critcs and tabloids will say he is just acting in front of the camera.He just hide his nerves and pretend to be relaxed!
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by Franzi » 09 Jul 2004, 20:49
linda-may wrote:super_owls wrote:linda-may wrote:To be honest,I really do not know whether it is good or bad for david to "laugh at ....." coz all the storm in the past few months really hurt him and his family.Could he take it so relaxed? What is the meaning of "laugh off"? Does that mean he'd amitted the "affair thing"?
I've read some news the other day that said david would sue?Does that include"Loos claim"?
Things really have no change since April.DAMN NOTW still label david"love cheat" and seems so proud to print "exclusive"of that bitch's words.
And that Rebithcy Looser still seek for her chance in tv,such as tv show and "football wives". I just wonder how she could act as a teacher .To tell those children how to wreck other's family? Maybe!
of course it's good! If people see him laughing at it who's going to believe it's true? If someone accused you of having an affair and then you did a show taking the piss out of the whole thing it shows you are relaxed about the stories, that it doesn't bother you and most of all that it isn't true.
He's going to sue Gaynor Morgan, not Loose.
If that,david beckham has no chance to clear his name.He must bear those women especially that looser to seek attention and money by the name of "becks' lover"!------------------so sad!
As for david, critcs and tabloids will say he is just acting in front of the camera.He just hide his nerves and pretend to be relaxed!
as we all know David is an incredibly bad actor(...those japanese commercials were the final proof for me), he'd be even more unnatural in trying to be relaxed, when he is guilty...so I guess he is relaxed!!!
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